+chloe; mikey in a snapback gives me chest pains. requests for edits and stuff are always welcome:)

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Being married to Michael would be…

• Roasting each other on social media
  
• laughing at each others jokes when you’re annoying everyone else
• having a secret way to communicate e.g.: specific eye or hand movements that mean specific things when you’re around people
• concert dates
• lazy morning sex
• “okay but only if you give me a blowjob”
  
• watching cheesy sad romance movies and michael crying
• fighting over pizza
• you finishing his crusts for him bc he hates them
• him still ask you out even though you’re married
• him trying to adopt a kitten
• going into hibernation for a week and then partying for another week straight
• lots of karaoke
• “lmao fight me” at your kid
  
• getting jealous when luke hangs out with the others instead
• deep conditioning his hair for him
• him being really excited to show you his video games
• BUT GETTING RLY MAD when you win after playing it only once
• “babe your girly shampoo is so fucking nice i’m keeping it”
  
• “no michael you just dyed your hair last week you can’t do it again”
  
• “michael if your keep dying your hair you’re gonna lose them all and our son’s friends are gonna think you’re his grandpa”
  
• he’d color his hair the color of the dress you were wearing on your first date for your anniversary
• “fucking hell michael those are my bracelets take them off”
  
• “MICHAEL STOP PLAYING GORY GAMES IN FRONT OF THE BABY”
  
• “No our child cannot watch you play GTA 5 so he can learn how to be a pimp”
  
• “BABE CAN WE NAME OUR KID PIMP FLAVA”
  
• always having music on in the background
• KICKASS GUITAR SOLOS JUST 4 U
• a shit tonne of guitar hero
• him wearing your clothes bc “fuck gender expectations and also ur denim jacket is v nice”
• BUbble baths
• him stealing your lush bath bombs and soap
• “babe don’t tell luke i used your glittery pink bath bomb”
  
• a group chat with you him and the boys called “banter with the sads” or s/t
• “MICHAEL STOP CALLING LUKE JUST TO TELL HIM HE SUCKS”
  
• TP-ING (toilet papering) LUKES HOUSE in the middle of the night
• and him trying to protect u when ur caught by luke but then “fuck babe but he’s so huge lets just run”
• watching SO many horror movies
• water gun fights
• BANTER BANTER BANTER
• so much inside jokes
• late mornings
• pizza for dinner at least three times a week
• having an argument and then starting to laugh in the midst of it bc the both of you can’t keep a straight face  

oh my god this is so fucking long ok but we hope u like this and send us requests!

CALUM / ASHTON / LUKE