gerascophobiaaf:

touch-my-fart-kingdom:

omFG ALL WEEK MY DAD HAS BEEN YELLING AT ME ABOUT EATING HIS FRUIT SNACKS AND I PROMISED HIM I WOULDN’T EAT ANY OF THEM AND I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING A ‘LADY PRODUCT’ AND HE HEARD THE WRAPPER OPENING AND SCREAMED “I KNOW YOU’RE EATING MY FRUIT SNACKS” AND HE BUSTED THE DOOR OPEN AND GRABBED IT OUT OF MY HAND AND WALKED ALL THE WAY TO HIS ROOM BEFORE REALIZING HE JUST TOOK A PAD OUT OF HIS 15 YEAR OLD MENSTRUATING
DAUGHTERS HANDS.

The fact that this father is very protective of fruity snacks makes it 20 times funnier

July  7 ♥ 199105 via source
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